- Best friend: I swear, I think I'm going to stab Grant one of these days. I'm so mad at him.
- Me: I wouldn't do that. It leaves too much blood. You'd have to somehow clean it up and they can always find cleaning stuff.
- Best friend: I'll have to shoot him then.
- Me: They can match the striations on the bullet recovered to the gun you fired.
- Me: And don't try to bury him either. Then you'll have his fibers and hair all over you.
- Best friend: Hannah. Really.
